Don't let the title fool you--I'm talking about FOOD. Back then I was a twig, always able to eat or drink anything, like chocolate milk shakes with French fries, and never gain a pound. I didn't have to check labels either. Nowadays here's what's happening:
R all our married life has been a rare reader, until now. He reads labels, food advice, checks the Food Network, and like a parrot from the moment he gets up chants what he's read or heard, oftentimes challenging me. He still weighs 130 pounds, I've added a few pounds; he thinks he should remind me to stay healthy. Here's a sample of what I hear daily with my responses in parentheses:
"Check your vitamins, are you getting too much copper, zinc?"(Of course not, I read, too)
"Did you know that you should consume only cereal with 2 grams or less? Isn't that in your bowl higher? Hmmm. Indeed, you can't be eating this stuff!" (I don't eat Rice Krispies often, Hon.)
"Have you taken your vitamins today?"( I don't need to be reminded. I'm a big girl.)
"Did you know the Mediterranean diet is best for us?"(You're just finding out about that one?)
"Why don't you serve more salads and greens?" (You don't want a salad every day and the lettuce wilts!)
"Did you know we shouldn't eat too much red meat, stay with fish and chicken?"(You should be swimming or clucking by now to know that answer!)
"Are you still ordering the salmon capsules?" (You're taking them, aren't you?)
"Get rid of those canned goods, they're not healthy." (Not until we've eaten all the contents.)
"We need more frozen veggies ." (Take out your ice cream containers and walnuts and we'll have room.)
"Why don't you buy fresh foods? (I don't like what is sold in our chain grocery stores.)
"You mean you went all the way into town to buy organic food?"(What other option do I have?)
"How much did this organic cabbage cost? (I'm not telling.)
"You've got to quit eating so much sugar. Don't eat that muffin!" (Here, take half and we both can enjoy it.)
